Liverpool has the lowest rate of criminal offences per 100,000 people making it officially ‘the safest urban area in the country to live in’. It is also the ‘whitest city’ in England but visitors are being advised to avoid the city’s coloured ghetto in Toxteth where physical attacks against whites are a daily and nightly occurrence.

YOUNG WHITE COUPLE ATTACKED

Following our report that four young white women were hammer-attacked in their cab as it passed through Toxteth, ‘a gang’ carrying sticks has attacked a young white couple. The 28-year old man was left with a fractured arm and index finger. His 23-year old girlfriend suffered a split head and deep cuts in the Park Hill Road area.

GRADE TWO LISTED BUILDING BURNED DOWN

In the same week the liberal luvvies eager to establish their politically correct credentials have received a racial awareness lesson they hadn’t bargained for. Toxteth’s anti-social rebels have burned down the Grade Two listed building, which Lime Street Productions had intended turning into a film studios. The building wasn’t the only thing gutted. Colin McKeown, Chairman of the company said he was ‘I am totally gutted but we’ll not be defeated’.

He has teamed up with Stephen Frears who directed the Hollywood ‘blockbuster’ High Fidelity.He was a little less chipper about their loss. It is said that he might consider moving the academy and production to another city. Mr McKeown said ‘It will be a double blow to the city if we have to find another location outside the city.’

Might we suggest that as white Liverpool is officially the safest urban area in England he simply moves it out of Toxteth.

Meanwhile the city’s chief constable Norman Bettison is going ahead with his plans to increase surveillance of those whose actions suggest less than complete compliance with the consequences of the Government’s immigration policies. Strange, a chief Constable intent on throwing petrol onto the crime fire.