Damnable isn’t it? Whatever next? A cheeky thief has taken advantage of an open day at Bletchley Park spy centre to nick one of the very few remaining Nazi enigma encoding machines.

This particular machine is worth an estimated £100,000. It was used by the SS in their struggle to defend their country against allied and communist invasion. Whoever stole it managed to get past a guardhouse, 24-hour ‘security’, and volunteers who are supposed to keep an eye on the centre’s visitors. One can only wonder if whoever took it is the same person who nicked the lap top computer from a pissed as a newt secret agent from M16 or a similar laptop from a careless M15 prat a week later?

If the thief is ever caught this could be a tricky one for the courts. This ‘enigma’ encoding machine was itself looted (stolen) by the allies invading armies in 1945. One can only wonder if the thief will be charged with handling stolen goods?

SO BAD EVEN THE IMMIGRANTS ARE DISGUSTED

In England today, otherwise known as the Republik of Degradia, it has been revealed that Britain’s elderly, many who fought against Germany to remove it as a political and trade competitor, are being now killed in their hospital beds.

They are being denied life-saving drugs, deprived of care and sustenance, and being given fatal doses of painkillers. Their premature deaths frees up beds for the queue outside in the Blair regime’s corridor.

Now, Dr Rita Pal of Far Eastern origin herself is quitting medicine in disgust. She is so disturbed by this sanctioned euthanasia of Britain’s elderly that she is blowing the whistle.

Her dossier of death will be handed over the General Medical Council this week. She wants a government enquiry to investigate her allegations.

Such faith in the investigative will of the government is so touching. Rather like asking the madam of a brothel to look into the matter that one of her girls has got the clap and is passing it on to her customers.