A certain type of immigrant is particularly pleasing to the eye for those with an exotic taste in mates. This puts them at a remarkable advantage because these immigrants are not only over here in the United Kingdom, they are also over-sexed and show a rapacious interest in the dwindling numbers of their European cousins. As a consequence the Environment Minister, Michael Meacher, MP has issued instructions that these immigrants are shot on sight.

Mr. Meacher says the cull should establish the feasibility of extending the duck culling programme. Refusing to be drawn on costs he added that the ruddy duck population should be down to about fifty within ten years.

Andrew Tyler, a director of Animal Aid, obviously the duck counterpart to the humans Race Relations Board, is outraged: "We should leave the ducks to it and not compound our near destruction of one species with the destruction of another."

One can only wonder if Mr. Nick Griffin, the British National Party’s candidate for the Oldham constituency, riven by race riots, could gets any mileage out of these revelations. Imagine Mr. Griffin standing against a Labour Party candidate who has unleashed carnage on the duck mixers? Quite clearly this is duckist and a case for the Duck Relations Board.

Outrageous defiance of the government’s bedrock insistence of crossbreed equality has been discovered at the Babraham Institute near Cambridge in England where sheep are showing a preference for their own breeds.

To the untrained eye one sheep looks pretty much the same as another. But in recent experiments scientists have discovered, to the consternation of the race relations industry, that sheep are not only discerning when choosing a mate, they invariably choose a mate of their own breed.

The ten-year study, which included the creation of an elaborate ‘sheep-dating agency’, showed that sheep have no trouble recognising each other and will pick out the best looking mate they can find. Interestingly, unlike humans they can tell the sex of another sheep just by looking at its face. Equally impressively they can recognise up to 50 different sheep faces.

In the sheep ‘dating agency’ created by Dr. Keith Kendrick of the Cambridge institute, each ewe was led into a maze and confronted by a number of different doors which they could nudge open; on each door a different sheep or human’s face. Not surprisingly each sheep preferred other sheep to humans. Interesting! It was also discovered that they persisted in choosing to go through doors relating to their own breed.

Dr. Kendrick is convinced the implications are far-reaching. He says it provides an insight into the workings of the human brain. Obviously taking a stand against the sheep equivalent of economic immigration, the learned scientist added that: "Moving animals into different areas or mixing flocks could therefore break up friendships and be stressful and cruel."

Somehow it seems comforting to know that the moronic breed of sheeple running the disunited kingdom are as stupid when it comes to animal farming as they are in managing God’s flock. Here is the clear evidence that sheep; yes those woolly-backed cotton wool dumb creatures that used to inhabit the pastures of old England, have a darned sight more brains than the otherwise unemployable parliamentary poseurs impersonating politicians who are now trying to pull the wool over the British people’s eyes.